Not that it still doesn’t infuriate me that people expect others to conform to their own convenience. But taking it out on Jane might have been a bit uncalled for. And Twitter isn’t exactly only for retards, but I FO SHO don’t get the attraction for readers or posters.

I still have wonderful plans to make that elevator woman’s riding life miserable though. I actually have 3 variations so far:

1. The one I mentioned yesterday – I will get on, push 1 so it stops on that floor, then ride to the basement with her.

2. Get on, push one, get off and take the stairs to the basement and wait for her to get off the elevator.

3. Take the stairs from the second floor to the first floor, call the elevator so it stops there and get on and ride with her to the basement.

I think she’ll get my point. Or kill me.

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In quiet contemplation, I humbly mourn the passing of the reverend Jerry Falwell.

But I love TMZ’s reaction and announcement of his death. It looked like this:

Jerry Fallwell 1933 – 2007

TOO funny!