I have determined that the fastest way to make your favorite song a song you HATE is to make it the ring-tone on your cellphone.

I use “And I Am Telling You” from Dreamgirls, but performed by Lakeisha from this seasons American Idol. Its not that my phone rings that often, because it doesn’t, but when it does ring, the song is stuck in my head. Now I am sick sick sick of it!

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Speaking of Idol. I will spare everyone the “Melinda Should Have Won America Is STOOPID” rant because I am no longer surprised. Taste is indeed subjective. Besides Melinda is well on her way anyway.

Of the two that sang last night, Jordan should absolutely win. When it came to singing the CRAP song they make the winner release each year, it was obvious Blake thought it was a crap song and it showed in his performance. And because of his performance I thought it was a CRAP song too. I almost fast-forwarded through Jordan singing the song because I thought I would die of boredom. Then something interesting happened. Jordan’s version made it sound like a GREAT song. She really pulled it off, and the tears at the end, whether planned or not were brilliant. Brava darling! I hope you win!

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 I am an avid World of Warcraft player, but I won’t go into elaborate detail here. You’re welcome. Because even I find it boring when people blog about WoW, and I know what they are talking about. I can only imagine that to a non-WoW player, it would sound like a forriegn language.  Just let me say that I reached a big milestone last night and I am very proud.

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Tonight is the Lost finale and I am both sad and excited. Locke CAN”T be dead!

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My favorite expression, by far is “shut the FUCK up!”  Bonnie thinks I should have it tattooed on my forehead, and I have considered it. Soon I will be posting entries awarding my own very special award to people who need to shut the fuck up. It will be my STFU Award. So stay tuned.

In the meantime I will give you a list of people I think should shut the fuck up. Feel free to add yours in comments:

Rosie O’Donnell, Ann Coulter, Britney Spears, Michael Moore, Paris the fuck HILTON and her mother, and anyone who speaks with a French Accent.

To name a few.