STFU, in case you didn’t know stands for “Shut the FUCK up!” Because sometimes, saying “shut up” just doesn’t cut it.

My first ever STFU award goes to (who else?) Rosie.

 Feeling a little lonely out on that limb Rosie? Isn’t it nice of ABC to support your thinly veiled illusion that leaving the show was all your idea and an amicable departure? Guess what? We aren’t stupid, Rosie. We all know that like 65% of the American public, ABC just got TIRED of your ASS.  Ratings are great and I know like you know that the networks don’t care where the ratings come from, right? Hell ABC is going to try to capitalize on the Geico Caveman commercials and make a sit com from them. If they even CONSIDER putting that CRAP on the air, what does it say about YOU that they are dumping your ass in the most successful ratings year The View has ever had? You hear that sound Rosie? That’s people laughing at you.

If you are going to spew “the crazy” you can’t expect sane people to support you. Do I think you intended to have a knock-down with Elizabeth? Hell no! I think you expected her to demurely agree with you and apologize. But THANK GOD she didn’t!  She’s tired of you too.

And lets just visit what you expected her to absolve you of, Rosie. In the first conversation, your statement to her was, “xxxx number of people have died in Iraq, so who are the terrorists?” That sounds TO ME like you are calling our troops, our president and our country terrorists. So when you asked her, “Do you believe I think our troops are terrorists?” its too bad Elizabeth didn’t go balls out and say, “Yes. Rosie, I think you think our troops are terrorists.” But unlike you, she understands that once you put “the crazy” out there, you can’t take it back. So she hesitated. And you ATTACKED her. Looked like deflection to me. She stood up for herself as well as she could and good for her.

So anyway, I’m glad it turned out like it did. Because I am sick to death of hearing about you.

So SHUT THE FUCK UP, and GO the fuck AWAY! Go sell crazy somewhere else. We are all full up here.

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